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plunders:

raise your hand if you’re a lil bit of an asshole

(Source: cokeproblem, via sorry)

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internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

(via ckings)

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vergiltarian:

sitting down and remembering you left your drink in the kitchen

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(Source: ver-gil, via infiniteoverdose)

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