Instagram: jacomejonathan

fuckoffcats:

you cant spell school without i want to stab myself

(Source: peoples, via overfierce)

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joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

(via orgasm)

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  • me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
  • them: no
  • me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  • them: we're not
  • me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this
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superbmarksman:

i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

(via orgasm)

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fleshmorph:

i do bad things because i listen to music with swears 

(via orgasm)

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